YOU SAID:
i got slapped by a ham
INTO JAPANESE
ハムに平手打ちされた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slap by ham
INTO JAPANESE
ハムで平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slap with ham
INTO JAPANESE
ハムと平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ham and slap
INTO JAPANESE
ハムとスラップ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ham and slap
That didn't even make that much sense in English.