YOU SAID:
I got my tongue stuck on a frozen pole in the park, help me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は公園の凍った棒に舌を張ってもらった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had my tongue stretched by a frozen bar in the park.
INTO JAPANESE
公園の凍ったバーで舌を伸ばした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I extended my tongue with a frozen bar in the park.
INTO JAPANESE
公園で冷凍のバーで私の舌を拡張しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I extended my tongue with a frozen bar in the park.
Well done, yes, well done!