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YOU SAID:

I got my new record today

INTO JAPANESE

今日は新しいレコードを手に入れました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got a new record today

INTO JAPANESE

今日私は新しい記録を得た

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I got a new record

INTO JAPANESE

今日、私は新しい記録を得ました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I got a new record

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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