YOU SAID:

i got hoes, calling my my mother effin phone

INTO JAPANESE

私は鍬を持って、私の母親は電話を呼んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had a hoe and my mother called me.

INTO JAPANESE

私は鍬を持っていて、私の母は私に電話しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had a hoe and my mother called me.