YOU SAID:

I got drunk finger blasted a dog and then farted all over the place

INTO JAPANESE

私は酔って指を爆破して犬をして、その場所のいたるところにびっくりした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got drunk, blew up my finger and played a dog and I was surprised everywhere in the place

INTO JAPANESE

私は酔って、指を爆破して犬を演奏し、私はその場所のどこでも驚いた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got drunk, blew up my finger and played the dog and I was surprised anywhere in the place

INTO JAPANESE

私は酔って、私の指を爆破し、犬を演奏し、私はその場所のどこに驚いた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got drunk, blew my finger and played the dog and I was surprised where in the place

INTO JAPANESE

私は酔って、私の指を爆破し、犬を演奏し、私は驚いた場所で

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was drunk, blew my finger, played the dog, in a place I was surprised

INTO JAPANESE

俺もこんなような場所で生まれた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was born in a place like this.

INTO JAPANESE

俺もこんなような場所で生まれた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was born in a place like this.