YOU SAID:
i got diarrhea in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンで下痢をした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had diarrhea in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンに下痢があった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Trousers had diarrhea
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンに下痢があった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Trousers had diarrhea
You should move to Japan!