YOU SAID:
I got bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!
INTO JAPANESE
気管支炎になりました!誰もその時間を持っていません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have bronchitis! No one has that time!
INTO JAPANESE
私は気管支炎です!その時間は誰にもありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have bronchitis! No one has that time!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.