YOU SAID:
I got all housewifey and descaled all the kitchen hot water gadgets
INTO JAPANESE
私はすべての主婦を持っていて、すべての台所用温水ガジェット
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have all housewives and all kitchen hot water gadgets
INTO JAPANESE
私はすべての主婦とすべての台所のお湯ガジェットを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have all housewives and all kitchen hot water gadgets
That didn't even make that much sense in English.