YOU SAID:
I got a text message when I was giving my turtle a haircut, I totally freaked out and slipped so I messed up with his haircut, now my turtle looks like a weirdo
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のカメに散髪を与えていたときにテキストメッセージを受け取りました、私は完全にフリークアウトして滑ったので、私は彼の髪型を台無しにしました、今私のカメは奇妙なように見えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got a text message when I was giving my turtle a haircut, I messed up his hairstyle because I completely freaked out and slipped, now my turtle looks weird
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のカメに散髪を与えていたときにテキストメッセージを受け取りました、私は完全にフリークアウトして滑ったので、私は彼の髪型を台無しにしました、今私のカメは奇妙に見えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got a text message when I was giving my turtle a haircut, I messed up his hairstyle because I completely freaked out and slipped, now my turtle looks weird
That didn't even make that much sense in English.