YOU SAID:
i got a story that will waggle your eyes
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの目を揺さぶる物語を手に入れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got your eye-popping story
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの目を見張るような話をしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told you a stunning story
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに素晴らしい話をしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told you a great story
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに素晴らしい話をしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told you a great story
That didn't even make that much sense in English.