YOU SAID:

I got a cat, i got a bat, i sat on my neighbor and called him fat, he ran inside and got his gun, it's a shame he used it to shoot his son

INTO JAPANESE

私は猫を手に入れ、コウモリを手に入れ、隣人に座って太ったと言って、彼は中を走って銃を手に入れました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got a cat, got a bat, sat next to my neighbor and said he got fat, he ran inside and got a gun

INTO JAPANESE

私は猫を手に入れ、コウモリを手に入れ、隣人の隣に座って太ったと言って、中に走って銃を手に入れました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got a cat, got a bat, sat next to my neighbor, said I got fat, ran inside and got a gun

INTO JAPANESE

私は猫を手に入れ、コウモリを手に入れ、隣人の隣に座って、太ったと言い、中を走って銃を手に入れました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got a cat, got a bat, sat next to my neighbor, said he was fat, ran inside and got a gun

INTO JAPANESE

私は猫を手に入れ、コウモリを手に入れ、隣人の隣に座って、太っていると言い、中を走って銃を手に入れました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got a cat, got a bat, sat next to my neighbor, said he was fat, ran inside and got a gun