YOU SAID:
I got a cat for my cousin-in-law, who is my third cousin twice removed through marriage
INTO JAPANESE
私は結婚を通じて2回取り除かれた私の3番目のいとこである私のいとこのために猫を得た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got a cat for my cousin who is my third cousin who was removed twice through marriage
INTO JAPANESE
私は結婚を通じて2回取り除かれた私の3番目のいとこである私のいとこのために猫を得た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got a cat for my cousin who is my third cousin who was removed twice through marriage
You should move to Japan!