YOU SAID:
I got 99 problems but you won't be one
INTO JAPANESE
私は99の問題を抱えていますが、あなたは1つにはならないでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have 99 problems but you will not be one
INTO JAPANESE
私は99の問題を抱えているがあなたは一つにはならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have 99 problems but you will not be one
That didn't even make that much sense in English.