YOU SAID:
I go to the post office, commit a felony.
INTO JAPANESE
私は郵便局に行き、重罪を犯す。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the post office, commit a felony.
INTO JAPANESE
郵便局に行った、重罪を犯します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the post office, a felony commits.
INTO JAPANESE
郵便局に行った、重罪をコミットします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the post office, a felony commits.
You've done this before, haven't you.