YOU SAID:
I go potty in the bathroom before I poo and pee my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
前にバスルームにはトイレに行くうんち、私のズボンをおしっこ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go to the toilet in the bathroom ago yes, peeing my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンをおしっこはい、バスルーム前にトイレへください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pee my pants Yes, ago the bathroom, toilet.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、前の私のズボンをおしっこ浴室、トイレ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, the front of my pants to pee bathroom and toilet.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、おしっこ浴室および洗面所を私のズボンのフロント。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, at the front of my pants to pee bathroom and toilet.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、おしっこ浴室および洗面所を私のズボンのフロント。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, at the front of my pants to pee bathroom and toilet.
Come on, you can do better than that.