YOU SAID:
I go eat breakfast with my moist companion
INTO JAPANESE
濡れた仲間と朝食を食べに行く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Going out for breakfast with my wet buddies
INTO JAPANESE
濡れた仲間たちと朝食に出かける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Going out to breakfast with my wet friends
INTO JAPANESE
濡れた友達と朝食に出かける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Going out to breakfast with wet friends
INTO JAPANESE
濡れた友達と朝食に出かける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Going out to breakfast with wet friends
That didn't even make that much sense in English.