YOU SAID:
i get into my car and i drive to the bar with a pickle jar with some tar
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の車に乗って、私はいくつかのタールでピクルス瓶でバーに向かって運転する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ride in my car and I drive towards the bar with a pickle bottle with some tar
INTO JAPANESE
私は車に乗って、タールを入れたピックルボトル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took a car and put a tar in a pickle bottle
INTO JAPANESE
私は車を取って、ピールボトルにタールを入れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took a car and put tar in a peel bottle
INTO JAPANESE
私は車を取って、タールをピールボトルに入れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took the car and put the tar in the peel bottle
INTO JAPANESE
私は車を取って、タールをピールボトルに入れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took a car and put tar in a peel bottle
INTO JAPANESE
私は車を取って、タールをピールボトルに入れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took the car and put the tar in the peel bottle
INTO JAPANESE
私は車を取って、タールをピールボトルに入れました
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