YOU SAID:
I get high because I'm a guy. I like pie because I want to die.
INTO JAPANESE
私は男なので、高くなります。私は死にたいのでパイが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a man I like pies because I want to die.
INTO JAPANESE
私は死にたいので私はパイが好きな男です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a guy who likes pies because I want to die.
INTO JAPANESE
私は死にたいのでパイが好きな人です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like pies because I want to die.
INTO JAPANESE
私は死にたいのでパイが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like pies because I want to die.
Come on, you can do better than that.