YOU SAID:
I get a doggo if u gib me 2 likes
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私に2つのいいねを与えると私は犬を手に入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I get a dog when you give me two likes
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私に2つのいいねを与えるとき私は犬を手に入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I get a dog when you give me two likes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.