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I get a cat if this gets 115 likes! My sister thinks im stupid and will never get 115 likes:( Don’t say that! I think this ones hilarious

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これが115のいいね！私の妹は私が愚かだと思って、115のいいねを決して受け取らないでしょう：

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This is 115 likes! My sister will never receive 115 likes, thinking I'm stupid:

INTO JAPANESE

これは115のいいね！私の妹は、私が愚かだと思って115のいいねを受け取ることはありません：

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This is 115 likes! My sister never receives 115 likes because I think it's stupid:

INTO JAPANESE

これは115のいいね！私の妹はバカだと思うので115のいいね！

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This is 115 likes! 115 likes because I think my sister is stupid!

INTO JAPANESE

これは115のいいね！私の妹は愚かだと思うので、115が好きです！

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This is 115 likes! I like 115 because my sister thinks stupid!

INTO JAPANESE

これは115のいいね！私の妹は愚かだと思うので、私は115が好きです！

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This is 115 likes! I like 115 because my sister thinks stupid!