YOU SAID:

I get 2 kittens if I get 2 puppies with weird accents and blimey blokes have to tell every one guten nacht

INTO JAPANESE

変なアクセントの子犬を2匹もらったら、子猫が2匹もらえます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you get two puppies with strange accents, you will get two kittens.

INTO JAPANESE

奇妙なアクセントの子犬を2匹飼うと、子猫が2匹います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have two puppies with strange accents, you will have two kittens.

INTO JAPANESE

奇妙なアクセントの子犬が2匹いる場合は、子猫が2匹います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have two puppies with strange accents, you have two kittens.

INTO JAPANESE

奇妙なアクセントの子犬が2匹いる場合は、子猫が2匹います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have two puppies with strange accents, you have two kittens.