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I gave my mum a cake and she turned into a big bear then my dad tried to kill her and if that isn't a mess I don't know what is

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私は母親にケーキを与え、彼女は大きな熊になって、私の父は彼女を殺そうとしました。それが混乱でないなら、私は何が分かっていません

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I gave my mother a cake, she turned into a big bear and my father tried to kill her. If that is not confusing, I do not know what

INTO JAPANESE

私は母にケーキを与え、彼女は大きなクマに変身し、私の父は彼女を殺そうとした。それが混乱しないなら、私は何が分からないのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I gave my mother a cake, she turned into a big bear and my father tried to kill her. If it does not get confused, what do I do not know?

INTO JAPANESE

私は母にケーキを与え、彼女は大きなクマに変身し、私の父は彼女を殺そうとした。それが混乱しないなら、私は何を知らないのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I gave my mother a cake, she turned into a big bear and my father tried to kill her. If it does not get confused, what do I not know?

INTO JAPANESE

私は母にケーキを与え、彼女は大きなクマに変身し、私の父は彼女を殺そうとした。それが混乱しないなら、私は何を知らないのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I gave my mother a cake, she turned into a big bear and my father tried to kill her. If it does not get confused, what do I not know?