YOU SAID:
I freaking love pad thai
INTO JAPANESE
私は愛のパッドタイを怖がらせる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm afraid of the pad tie of love
INTO JAPANESE
私は愛のパッドネクタイが怖い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm afraid of love pad ties
INTO JAPANESE
私は愛のパッドのネクタイが怖いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm afraid of the tie of the pad of love
INTO JAPANESE
私は愛のパッドのネクタイが怖い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm afraid of the tie of the pad of love
That didn't even make that much sense in English.