YOU SAID:

I found the floor. It was below me. Who would have thought.

INTO JAPANESE

床を見つけました。それは、私の下でした。誰が思ったでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I found a floor. It was under me. Who'd have thought.

INTO JAPANESE

私は床を見つけた。それは私の下にあった。誰が考えていたでしょうか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I caught the floor. It was under me. Who was thinking?

INTO JAPANESE

私は床をつかまえた。それは私の下にあった。誰が考えていたのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I caught the floor. It was under me. Who was thinking?