YOU SAID:

I found out today that my head is made of cheese. This obviously upset me, and my head is just a very large man in a tutu.

INTO JAPANESE

本日、頭がチーズでできていることがわかりました。これは明らかに私を混乱させ、そして私の頭はチュチュの中の非常に大きな男です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I realized that my head was made of cheese. This obviously confuses me, and my head is a very big guy in tutu.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、私は頭がチーズでできていることに気づきました。これは明らかに私を混乱させます、そして私の頭はチュチュの非常に大きな男です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I noticed that my head was made of cheese. This obviously confuses me, and my head is a very big man in Tutu.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は頭がチーズでできていることに気づきました。これは明らかに私を混乱させます、そして私の頭はチュチュの非常に大きい人です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I noticed that my head is made of cheese today. This obviously confuses me, and my head is a very big man in Tutu.

INTO JAPANESE

今日頭がチーズでできていることに気づきました。これは明らかに私を混乱させます、そして私の頭はチュチュの非常に大きい人です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I noticed that my head is made of cheese today. This obviously confuses me, and my head is a very big man in Tutu.