YOU SAID:
I found a strawberry on a vine and it looked at me like I was crazy, so I took my bat and hit until it was squashed.
INTO JAPANESE
つるにいちごを見つけたら、頭がおかしいように見えたので、コウモリを持って押しつぶされるまで叩きました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I found a strawberry on the vine, it looked crazy, so I took the bat and hit it until it was crushed.
INTO JAPANESE
つるにいちごを見つけたとき、それは狂ったように見えたので、私はコウモリを取り、それが押しつぶされるまでそれを打ちました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I found the strawberry on the vine, it looked crazy, so I took the bat and hit it until it was crushed.
INTO JAPANESE
つるにイチゴを見つけたとき、それは狂ったように見えたので、私はバットを取り、それが押しつぶされるまでそれを打ちました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I found the strawberry on the vine, it looked crazy, so I took the bat and hit it until it was crushed.
You should move to Japan!