YOU SAID:
i found a penny on the floor so i licked it and bought a cigarette
INTO JAPANESE
床にペニーが見つかったのでそれをなめてタバコを買いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I found a penny on the floor I licked it and bought a cigarette
INTO JAPANESE
床にペニーが見つかったのでそれをなめてタバコを買いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I found a penny on the floor I licked it and bought a cigarette
That didn't even make that much sense in English.