YOU SAID:
I found a little, fat woman underneath my foot and I gave it a kiss.
INTO JAPANESE
足の下に太った小さな女性を見つけてキスをした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Found a fat little woman under her feet and kissed her.
INTO JAPANESE
足下に太った小さな女を見つけてキスした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I found a fat little girl under my feet, and I kissed her.
INTO JAPANESE
足下に太った小さな女の子を見つけてキスした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I found a fat little girl under my feet, and I kissed her.
Come on, you can do better than that.