YOU SAID:
i found a crazy white man on the streets with a van and he tried to grab me but i ran away
INTO JAPANESE
私は路上でバンで狂った白人を見つけ、彼は私をつかまえようとしましたが、私は逃げました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I found a crazy white man in a van on the street, he tried to catch me, but I ran away
INTO JAPANESE
私は路上のバンで狂った白人を見つけた、彼は私を捕まえようとしたが、私は逃げた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I found a crazy white man in a van on the street, he tried to catch me, but I ran away
That's deep, man.