YOU SAID:
i fought in a war where the towels are very stiff and stank
INTO JAPANESE
私はタオルが非常に硬くて立ち往生している戦争で戦った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fought in a war where the towels were stuck very hard
INTO JAPANESE
私はタオルが非常に激しく立ち往生していた戦争で戦った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fought in a war where the towels were stuck very hard
That's deep, man.