YOU SAID:

I fled a plane due to my friend (my second cousin actually) having a sinus infection from a soda bottle manufactured by Jesus with the power of REDUCED FAT OREOS also I am vegan after I saved the soda bottle after fleeing the country

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の友人（私の二番目のいとこである）が飛行機から逃げたのは、イエス様が製造したソーダ瓶から洞穴感染症を患っていました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran away from the airplane by my friend (my second cousin) was suffering cave infections from the soda bottle Jesus made.

INTO JAPANESE

私は友人（私の二番目のいとこ）が飛行機から飛び出し、イエスが作ったソーダの瓶から洞窟に感染していました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My friend (my second cousin) jumped out of the plane and was infecting the cave from the soda bottle made by Jesus.

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人 (私のいとこ) は飛行機から飛び降りたし、イエスのソーダ瓶から洞窟に感染しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My friend (my cousin) has jumped from the plane and then was infected from a soda bottle in his cave.

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人 (私のいとこ) は飛行機から急増したし、彼の洞窟のソーダの瓶から感染していた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My friend (my cousin) has jumped from the plane and were infected from a bottle of soda in his cave.

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人 (私のいとこ) は飛行機から急増したし、彼の洞窟のソーダの瓶から感染していた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My friend (my cousin) has jumped from the plane and were infected from a bottle of soda in his cave.