YOU SAID:
I fisted my cat and drank his juices
INTO JAPANESE
猫をこぶしてジュースを飲んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I shook my cat and drank juice
INTO JAPANESE
猫を振ってジュースを飲んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shake the cat and drank the juice
INTO JAPANESE
猫を振ってジュースを飲んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shake the cat and drank the juice
That didn't even make that much sense in English.