YOU SAID:
I fell on my cat this morning and now my leg hurts and then i went to get some coffee and I spilled the boiling hot brown coffee on my white shirt. My day isn't the best.
INTO JAPANESE
今朝、猫に転んで足が痛くなり、コーヒーを飲みに行って、白いシャツに熱い茶色のコーヒーをこぼした。私の一日は最高ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This morning, the cat fell and hurt her legs, went to drink coffee, and spilled hot brown coffee on a white shirt. My day is not the best.
INTO JAPANESE
今朝、猫は転んで足を傷つけ、コーヒーを飲みに行き、白いシャツに熱い茶色のコーヒーをこぼしました。私の一日は最高ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This morning, the cat fell and hurt his leg, went to drink coffee, and spilled hot brown coffee on a white shirt. My day is not the best.
INTO JAPANESE
今朝、猫は転んで足を傷つけ、コーヒーを飲みに行き、白いシャツに熱い茶色のコーヒーをこぼしました。私の一日は最高ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This morning, the cat fell and hurt his leg, went to drink coffee, and spilled hot brown coffee on a white shirt. My day is not the best.
That's deep, man.