YOU SAID:
i fell on an elephant and the elephant fell in a dumpster that was on fire but the turtle inserted a straw in my ear.
INTO JAPANESE
私は象に落ちて象は燃えていたゴミ箱に落ちましたがカメは耳にストローを挿入しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fell into an elephant, and the elephant fell into a burning trash can, but the turtle inserted a straw into his ear.
INTO JAPANESE
私は象に落ちました象は燃えるゴミ箱に落ちましたがカメは耳にストローを挿入しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fell into an elephant, and the elephant fell into a burning trash can, but the turtle inserted a straw into his ear.
Come on, you can do better than that.