YOU SAID:
i fell on an ant hill and have ants in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
蟻塚に落ちてズボンに蟻が入った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fell into an anthill and got an ant in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
アリ塚に落ちてパンツにアリが入った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fell into an anthill and got an ant in my pants
That's deep, man.