YOU SAID:
I fell off a bridge my wife took my kids
INTO JAPANESE
私は妻が私の子供を連れて行った橋から落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fell off the bridge where my wife took my child
INTO JAPANESE
私は妻が私の子供を連れて行った橋から落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fell off the bridge where my wife took my child
That's deep, man.