YOU SAID:

I fell into this pit of words and diets with toenails

INTO JAPANESE

私はこの言葉のピットに落ち、爪で食事をしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fell into the pit of this word and had dinner with my nails

INTO JAPANESE

私はこの言葉の穴に落ちて、釘で夕食をとりました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fell into the hole of this word and had dinner with a nail

INTO JAPANESE

私はこの言葉の穴に落ちて、爪で夕食をとりました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fell in the hole of this word, and had dinner with my nails

INTO JAPANESE

私はこの言葉の穴に落ちて、釘で夕食をとりました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fell into the hole of this word and had dinner with a nail

INTO JAPANESE

私はこの言葉の穴に落ちて、爪で夕食をとりました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fell in the hole of this word, and had dinner with my nails