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i fell into my toilet yesterday and got all wet and sticky then got mcdonalds to door dash to the bathroom for me. it was sick as heck man

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨日私のトイレに落ちて、すべての濡れて粘着性を得た後、私のためにトイレにドアダッシュにマクドナルドを得た。それはヘックマンのように病気だった

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I fell into my toilet yesterday and got McDonald's to the door dash to the toilet for me after getting all the wet and sticky. it was sick as heckman

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨日私のトイレに落ちて、すべての濡れて粘着性を得た後、私のためにトイレにドアダッシュにマクドナルドを得ました。ヘックマンのように病気だった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fell into my toilet yesterday and got a McDonald's to the door dash to the toilet for me after getting all the wet and sticky. I was sick like Heckman.

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨日私のトイレに落ちて、すべての濡れて粘着性を得た後、私のためにトイレにドアダッシュにマクドナルドを得ました。私はヘックマンのように病気でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fell into my toilet yesterday and got a McDonald's to the door dash to the toilet for me after getting all the wet and sticky. I was sick like Heckman.