YOU SAID:

I feel very devious today, i might consume a galon of tree barks and seom dog ramen

INTO JAPANESE

今日はとても邪悪な気分だ、木の皮とソムドッグラーメンをガロン食べてしまうかもしれない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I feel so evil today, I might eat a gallon of tree bark and somdog ramen.

INTO JAPANESE

今日はとても気分が悪いので、木の皮を1ガロンとソムドッグラーメンを食べてしまうかもしれません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm feeling so bad today that I might eat a gallon of tree bark and some somdog ramen.

INTO JAPANESE

今日はとても気分が悪いので、木の皮を1ガロンとソムドッグラーメンを食べるかもしれません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm feeling so bad today that I might eat a gallon of tree bark and some somdog ramen.