YOU SAID:
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
INTO JAPANESE
飲まない人はごめんなさい。彼らが朝起きるとき、それは彼らが一日中感じるのと同じくらい良いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, it is as good as they feel all day.
INTO JAPANESE
飲まない人はごめんなさい。彼らが朝起きるとき、それは彼らが一日中感じるのと同じくらい良いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, it is as good as they feel all day.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.