YOU SAID:
I feel like dying because I'm cramping.
INTO JAPANESE
私はので私がけいれんを起こすことを死ぬように感じる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I so feel the cramps that I die.
INTO JAPANESE
だから私は死ぬけいれんをです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I die cramp is.
INTO JAPANESE
だから死ぬのけいれんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So death is a spasm.
INTO JAPANESE
それで、死はけいれんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So, death is the cramping.
INTO JAPANESE
だから、死は、けいれんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So, death is the cramping.
Come on, you can do better than that.