YOU SAID:
I feel like dying because I'm cramping.
INTO JAPANESE
私はので私がけいれんを起こすことを死ぬように感じる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I so feel the cramps that I die.
INTO JAPANESE
だから私は死ぬけいれんをです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I die cramp is.
INTO JAPANESE
だから死ぬのけいれんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So death is a spasm.
INTO JAPANESE
それで、死はけいれんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So, death is the cramping.
INTO JAPANESE
だから、死は、けいれんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So, death is the cramping.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.