YOU SAID:
I feel as dead as a donkey on a door.
INTO JAPANESE
ドアのロバのように死んでいるように感じます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It feels dead like a donkey on the door.
INTO JAPANESE
ドアのロバのように死んでいるように感じます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It feels dead like a donkey on the door.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.