YOU SAID:
i farteds real hard today
INTO JAPANESE
今日は激しくオナラする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fart hard today
INTO JAPANESE
今日は激しくおならします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will fart hard today
INTO JAPANESE
今日は一生懸命おならします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will fart hard today
That's deep, man.