YOU SAID:
I farted yesterday and committed arson to an orphanage.
INTO JAPANESE
私は昨日おならをして孤児院に放火しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went over yesterday and torched the orphanage.
INTO JAPANESE
私は昨日行って、孤児院をたいまつにしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went yesterday and torched the orphanage.
INTO JAPANESE
私は昨日行って孤児院をたいまつにした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went yesterday and torched the orphanage.
You've done this before, haven't you.