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i farted so loud the house shook and it turned out i had bowel cancer

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私は家が揺れたので大声でおならをし、それは私が腸癌を持っていたことが判明しました

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I fart loudly because the house shook and it turned out that I had bowel cancer

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家が揺れて、私が腸癌を患っていることが判明したので、私は大声でおならをしました

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The house shook and it turned out that I had bowel cancer, so I farted loudly

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家が揺れて、腸がんにかかっていることが判明し、大声でおならをした。

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The house shook and it turned out that he had bowel cancer, and he farted loudly.

INTO JAPANESE

家が揺れ、彼が腸癌に罹患していることが判明し、彼は大声でおならをしました。

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The house shook and it turned out that he had bowel cancer, and he farted loudly.