YOU SAID:
I farted so badly it broke the escalator and now I have to run from the store owner who is very upset that I broke his escalator
INTO JAPANESE
私はエスカレーターを壊したのでひどくおならをしました、そして今私は彼のエスカレーターを壊したことを非常に動揺している店主から走らなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted terribly because I broke the escalator and now I have to run from a shopkeeper who is very upset that he broke his escalator
INTO JAPANESE
私はエスカレーターを壊したので、私はひどくおならをしました、そして今、私は彼が彼のエスカレーターを壊したことに非常に動揺している店主から走らなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted terribly because I broke the escalator and now I have to run from the shopkeeper who is very upset that he broke his escalator
INTO JAPANESE
私はエスカレーターを壊したので、私はひどくおならをしました、そして今、私は彼が彼のエスカレーターを壊したことに非常に動揺している店主から走らなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted terribly because I broke the escalator and now I have to run from the shopkeeper who is very upset that he broke his escalator
You've done this before, haven't you.