YOU SAID:
i farted pee out of my pocket. help
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこをポケットからおならした。助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I peeed from my pocket. help
INTO JAPANESE
私はポケットからおしっこした。助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I peeed from my pocket. help
That didn't even make that much sense in English.