YOU SAID:
I farted over a garden gnome in the fall last year
INTO JAPANESE
私は去年の秋に庭のノームの上で屁をした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted on a gnome in the garden last fall.
INTO JAPANESE
去年の秋、庭でノームに屁をした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted to the gnome in the garden last fall.
INTO JAPANESE
私は去年の秋に庭のノームに屁をした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted to the gnome in the garden last fall.
You've done this before, haven't you.