YOU SAID:

I farted on your sister’s dad’s iPhone in a well next to Canada you blondy

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが金髪のカナダの隣の井戸であなたの妹のお父さんのiPhoneでおならをしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had you flatulence on your sister's dad's iPhone at the well next to blonde Canada

INTO JAPANESE

金髪のカナダの隣の井戸で、妹のお父さんのiPhoneでおならをしてもらいました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had my sister's dad flatulence on the iPhone at the well next to the blonde Canada.

INTO JAPANESE

私は金髪のカナダの隣の井戸で、iPhoneで妹のお父さんの鼓腸をしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I played my sister's dad's flatulence on my iPhone in a well next to a blonde Canada.

INTO JAPANESE

私は金髪のカナダの隣の井戸で私のiPhoneで妹のお父さんの鼓腸をしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I played my sister's dad flatulence on my iPhone in a well next to blonde Canada.

INTO JAPANESE

私は金髪のカナダの隣の井戸で私のiPhoneで妹のお父さんの鼓腸をしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I played my sister's dad flatulence on my iPhone in a well next to blonde Canada.