YOU SAID:

I farted on your pillow I was trying to give you pinkeye, because I don't want you looking at anyone but me

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの枕に屁をした私はあなたにピンクアイを与えようとしていた私以外の誰かを見て欲しくないから

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted on your pillow because I was trying to give you a pink eye because I don't want you to see anyone but me.

INTO JAPANESE

私以外に会ってほしくないのでピンク色の目をしていたので、枕にオナニーしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I masturbated on the pillow because I had pink eyes because I didn't want anyone else to see me.

INTO JAPANESE

他の人に見てほしくないのでピンク色の目だったので枕でオナニーした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I masturbated with a pillow because I had pink eyes because I didn't want others to see it.

INTO JAPANESE

他人に見てもらいたくないのでピンク色の目だったので枕でオナニーした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I masturbated with a pillow because I had pink eyes because I didn't want others to see it.